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nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)

Amelia Pond, judgement death machine. Why am I not surprised?”

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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mouthfullofaydan:

achievement hunter heists in a nut shell.

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend